Every day you hear something about protecting or managing your online presence.  It’s as easy as looking through a search engine.  But what about your offline profiles.

The Consumerist has come up with a comprehensive list to see what others can learn about you.

Now you can know what Big Brother knows about you and get access to the same dirt everyone from your boss, landlord, insurance agent, to your favorite casino has on you.

You can see your Medical records, rental history, credit history, check writing history, prescription drug purchase history and more. 

You are life is not as private as you think.

photo via Smith

Looking at this I can hear Gollum saying. “My Precious.”  Damn that is a shine!  

I can barely believe this is true but I don’t think Gadget Lab at Wired would post this if they didn’t believe it.  Here are the steps. 

If you didn’t have the foresight to put your iPhone in the other pocket, you know the one without keys, change, and other metal objects, now you can shiny it up, until you forget you have two pockets.

I don’t suggest doing this though a couple of times I have wanted to do it.  Even the guy who did it was nervous but he still went through with it.  After you watch the video check out the story here.

When I was a kind I thought I was lucky just to get some cool colors.  Like every thing else progress does, it makes me see how crappy my kid years were compared to now.  These casts would rock.  Via Castoo.com found via Lifehacker.

It makes surprisingly good sense.

via mnml.tumblr.com

I love that it goes from “beat his white ass” to “Ohh, what the F#ck?” and “He’s leaking.” Yes he is. And my favorite line, which is so well delivered, “I bet you won’t.” And the funniest line is “Next time I’ll f#ck you up.” Umm, probably not.

Here’s video from outside the bus afterwards. The Epic Beard guy is a bit nuts. Jesse Ventura could play him in a true life movie.

Some have made fun of when bleeder says “bring an ambulance,” which sounds like Amber Lamps or something else.

Interview with Epic Beard Guy

Another interview with Epic Beard Man (Vietnam Tom)

This may or may not be him getting tased at a baseball game.

There will probably be more and more stuff coming up. Just search Epic Beard Guy or Amber Lamps. Crazy stuff but we love it.

If you don’t remember “I’m On A Boat” from Andy Samberg hit the video at the bottom before you check out the parody video.

I don’t think Rudolph would be left out of any reindeer games.

Via Gizmodo comments

Verydemotivational.com should produce and sell these and make some bank.