Either Thursday or Monday I will open lost.workcandy.com for all things “Lost.”  You can become an author by sending an email with your requested username.  I will set it up, give you a password and then you can log in and change it.

email  twist(at)workcandy.com  if you don’t know what should go in the parenthesis, I may not want to hear your theories.  I am trying to kill spam people!  Also if you would like a workcandy email address, send the request to the same email address.

I love quotes from fighters.  You have to be a little different in the brain pan to box for a living and then something has to be even more off to fight in Mixed Martial Arts.

In the last UFC Event, Melvin lost and Clementi stood over him making gestures that Guillard didn’t like.  From cagepotato.com (I love that name.)

“He put his nuts on the back of my head. When I catch him, I’m going to kick him in his [expletive deleted] nuts…My dad always told me if a man spit on you or slapped you, [expletive deleted] kill him. And if he put his nuts on my head on national TV, I’m going to [expletive deleted] kill him, period…as I’m getting up, it’s like he kicked me in the back of the neck, and it pushed me back down a little bit. So, I’m like, ‘What the [expletive deleted]?’ And, I jump up like, ‘No, he did not just put his nuts on my neck.’ So, that’s why I went after him like I did.”

I don’t know if “kill him” is more figurative than literal but I hope so.  A slap should not equal the revenge of a dirt nap. Go to the site for some more great quotes.

http://flickr.com/photos/brimelow/

Lots more here.

A man in white and black clown makeup kicked in the door of a Marion man’s residence and punched him Friday night, police said.

Matthew Hoffner, of 121-D Southview Dr., told police that around 11 p.m., he heard a knock on his door and, when he opened it, saw three men with white face paint and black rings around their eyes and mouths, said Marion Police Lt. Steve Etzel. Hoffner closed the door, but one of the men “kicked it in” and proceeded to punch him several times.

After the men left, Etzel said Hoffner realized he knew one of the men because they “had a common gal in their past.” However, that was not the man who assaulted him.

Hoffner received minor injuries but refused treatment on the scene. Investigation is continuing.

Via – gazetteonline.com

So far I am enjoying this show partly because I like psychology and science and this show blends it quite well.  I actually feel like I am learning somethign useful.

In the show they use the concept of microfacial expressions to tell when people are lying.  It is based on real science which gives it some credibility and they use real life photos when explaining the facial tics.  They have use Presidents Clinton and Bush as well as quite a few celebrities.

So far we are three episodes in and it is doing well.  They haven’t done as good of a job with personal hooks like the Mentalist has done which is why it is the top new drama of the year.   A friend of a friend did a thesis on microfacial expressions and he regrets it.  It is like opening Pandora’s box and he knows when many people are lying.  Kind of a double-edged sword.

Check it out and give it a shot.

via – picocool.com

More cool stuff at WorkCandy.com

I know that a lot of you are getting sent here looking for the song. Here is the link to the post with the lyrics and song on MySpace.

Hope you enjoy it as much I did.

Props to the Rick Emerson Show and Nickel Arcade. Great idea and great results.

An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend’s torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, Mexico City prosecutor’s spokesman said Thursday.

Police suspect he may have been responsible for two other mutilation murders as well.

Thee spokesman said Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend’s flesh, but that he hadn’t eaten it. So that’s alright then.

He said investigators were trying to determine if the chunks of fried meat found in a pan in the apartment were human.  Continued here.

This is just one of the great Jack O Lanterns from this site.

TMZ.com breaks the story. I am not kidding, she should be put on suicide watch. They shouldn’t have given her 2 days to turn them over. If she isn’t stable enough to take care of the kids…

Updated by x17online.com – She has handed the kids over to the Kevin’s bodyguard. Which is slightly odd. She should have had the paparazzi take photos to document it. Pictures on the site are her at Carl’s Jr. before the drop off.

Recent post about the devolution of Britney Spears.