Maxi Mounds is now in the Guinness Book Of World Records. If someone gets Lee Press On Nails and beats the current record holder, would that count?

Does anyone else notice that the bumper stickers of choice of bad drivers is the one above? They particularly want everyone to coexist so they don’t get yelled at for their asinine moves.

Waiting until the last minute of merging to check traffic? Coexist.

Driving in the fastlane under the speed limit? Coexist.

Can’t read the goddamn signs and switch 5 lanes at the last minute? Coexist.

Religions and race should coexist. You should learn how to drive.

Come one everyone, sing along!

“These shoes were made for stabbing, and that’s what just what they’ll do.
One of these days these stilleto heels will stab you the face.”

Doesn’t rhyme but it did get 22 year-old Chetania Davis a year probation and her 52 year-old co-worker seven staples in her face. Much to my surprise her co-worker was also an exotic dancer!

Chetania was upset that there was a new dancer and felt that they didn’t need any new dancers. I don’t think they need a new 52 year-old dancer but what was Chetania worried about? Do you think Morton’s Steakhouse is really concerned when a Sizzler opens up nearby? Noooo.   Nor do they go and repeatedly stab the manager of the new McDonald’s nearby.

Source MSN.com

Photo via Annie Mole though not the actual weapon.

I don’t like intellectual dishonesty when trying to make an argument. My mom told me as a kid that if I got my mouth to close to the water fountain, it would cut me. Liar! She had a good reason. She wanted to protect me. But she also lost some credibility later in life.

Saying that the discussion is over about global warming creates the same reaction. The ends justify the means unless they aren’t your ends. By lying that the discussion is over, credibility erodes.

Off my soapbox. Please resume being entertained.

I don’t think Raggedy Ann had a leash or horns.

Photo via http://flickr.com/photos/cybrgrl

I love these weird stories if for no other reason than there is always so stupid quote from someone.  Here is my favorite.

“Instantaneously, I thought someone was just playing in it. Once he got to the gate and crashed through the gate, I knew something wasn’t right,” Johnson said.

Really?  When he crashed through the gate you knew something wasn’t right?  It wasn’t when a NAKED GUY  jumped into the tow truck.   It wasn’t when the NAKED GUY started the vehicle or even when he began driving.  It was when he crashed through the gate that you knew something wasn’t right with the NAKED GUY.

Twist

I don’t suggest doing this though a couple of times I have wanted to do it.  Even the guy who did it was nervous but he still went through with it.  After you watch the video check out the story here.

I once argued that no one has ever come across the bones of a Bigfoot but a hunter mentioned that millions of animals die every year in the woods and there aren’t bones scattered everywhere.

This is a long way to go for a prank but here is a site refuting the whole thing with their explanation. If this is a publicity stunt for attention, two guys need to hold him while a third kicks him in the balls.

MILF Sale, yes!

This is a promotion for a “Many Island Low Fares” Sale at Spirit Airline. In the end this just a stunt which is proven by the image of the islands here (scroll down a bit).

And here they named their new trolley line the South Lake Union Trolley, spelling S.L.U.T. Idiots.

TMZ has a picture of Jackson on the ground with cops pointing their guns at him. Full Gallery here. Even more damaging is that he was driving the RampageTruck™ with his picture and Toyo Tires emblazoned on the side.  Not the best car to run in.  I figure with that logic there is a 32.333% (repeating of course) chance that alcohol was involved.

Cops gave chase and eventually caught up and charged him with felony hit and run and felony evading arrest.

First Forrest beats him, now this.  Why would you run from the cops?  Time will tell what really happened as it burns through the internet.  Have fun with this one Dana.

UPDATE: Here is the newspaper that might likely get the best updates since it is their town.