The greatest book you knew you needed but didn’t know existed,  Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks.

First of all, never take this book to work.  They will know it’s you and they will pick up some strategies as counter measures.

Second, space the pranks and torture out over time.  If the hits become too rapid fire they will be on the look out.  You don’t want that.

Or, just before you get fired, or maybe to insure you get fired, pull 25 pranks at once.  Video tape it and you will get paid.

So when a co-worker has the refrigerator door open you are left assuming they are looking for something they own.  You can’t prove they are about to pilfer someone else’s delectables. With this cool, lego-esque stacking refrigerator system everyone can have their own unit.  From Spencer Schimel

You will never look at your chair the same way again.  There are several ways I don’t want to die.  This may have moved up to number four.

via http://www.wzl.be/fun/index.asp?par=f_post&ID=1005&y=2009&m=2&d=20

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This is on par with movie stars complaining about their working conditions or NBA players being jackholes and bitching about practice.

Every day you hear something about protecting or managing your online presence.  It’s as easy as looking through a search engine.  But what about your offline profiles.

The Consumerist has come up with a comprehensive list to see what others can learn about you.

Now you can know what Big Brother knows about you and get access to the same dirt everyone from your boss, landlord, insurance agent, to your favorite casino has on you.

You can see your Medical records, rental history, credit history, check writing history, prescription drug purchase history and more. 

You are life is not as private as you think.

photo via Smith

End of the Day
Formerly 5 to 5:30 p.m., now defined as an uncertain point in the future when everything magically turns out okay. Example. “At the end of the day, the pollution in the groundwater may just drain into the earth’s core and become unnoticeable.”

Footprint
Impact, formerly ecological, but now applicable to anything. Example: “Auntie Meg’s rear end had a significant footprint on our sofa.”

Go Offline
Pester me about this after the meeting — or preferably never. “Jones, could we go offline to discuss the $10 underpayment of your expense account reimbursement?”

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