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Paris Hilton Is Finally Funny On Purpose

Twist — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:04:04 +0000

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

More Is Not Always Better: 36MM

Twist — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:59:51 +0000

Maxi Mounds is now in the Guinness Book Of World Records. If someone gets Lee Press On Nails and beats the current record holder, would that count?

Flickr Pirate of the Day

Twist — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:55:06 +0000

Argggh you punks!

photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/chamorromarine/

Jennifer Love Hewitt Lost the Weight

Twist — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:49:37 +0000

She says it didn’t have anything to do with the tabloids and TMZ but you know it is. Everyone has something to make them change and just accept that your ego was hurt. If not then why the hell are you posing? Why are you giving your complete diet and exercise program to a magazine? You want the attention. Otherwise just lose the weight and say nothing. Let others pick up on it.

And here she is flaunting it!

Flickr Bum View of the Day

Twist — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:18:35 +0000

Ahhhh, look at the waterfall.

photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/chamorromarine/

Break.com’s Spicy Gallery

Twist — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:51:55 +0000

http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/Spicy_185_Thumb.html

More boobs than you can shake, er, a stick-like thing at. NSFW to be sure as the above picture is one of three tame photos of boobs.

Jersey Girls

Twist — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:03:44 +0000

photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/suzanneandsimon/

Worst Co-Worker of 2009:#5

Twist — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:09:19 +0000

Come one everyone, sing along!

“These shoes were made for stabbing, and that’s what just what they’ll do.
One of these days these stilleto heels will stab you the face.”

Doesn’t rhyme but it did get 22 year-old Chetania Davis a year probation and her 52 year-old co-worker seven staples in her face. Much to my surprise her co-worker was also an exotic dancer!

Chetania was upset that there was a new dancer and felt that they didn’t need any new dancers. I don’t think they need a new 52 year-old dancer but what was Chetania worried about? Do you think Morton’s Steakhouse is really concerned when a Sizzler opens up nearby? Noooo. Nor do they go and repeatedly stab the manager of the new McDonald’s nearby.

Source MSN.com

Photo via Annie Mole though not the actual weapon.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Twist — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:37:45 +0000

I am one of the guys out there that doesn’t understand how Sarah Jessica Parker became some kind of sex symbol. This site agrees with me and makes harsh examples.
Sarah jessica Parker Looks like a Horse.com

Kind of cruel but also true. I will admit that she has a nice body typically but the face is not working for me.

Best of the New Photo Gallery

Twist — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:59:47 +0000

Baby Halloween Costume

Why husbands cheat.

Strippers and their Tramp Stamps

Drink from the Valley of the Bosoms