I don’t think Rudolph would be left out of any reindeer games.

Via Gizmodo comments

Come one everyone, sing along!

“These shoes were made for stabbing, and that’s what just what they’ll do.
One of these days these stilleto heels will stab you the face.”

Doesn’t rhyme but it did get 22 year-old Chetania Davis a year probation and her 52 year-old co-worker seven staples in her face. Much to my surprise her co-worker was also an exotic dancer!

Chetania was upset that there was a new dancer and felt that they didn’t need any new dancers. I don’t think they need a new 52 year-old dancer but what was Chetania worried about? Do you think Morton’s Steakhouse is really concerned when a Sizzler opens up nearby? Noooo.   Nor do they go and repeatedly stab the manager of the new McDonald’s nearby.

Source MSN.com

Photo via Annie Mole though not the actual weapon.

http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/Spicy_185_Thumb.html

More boobs than you can shake, er, a stick-like thing at. NSFW to be sure as the above picture is one of three tame photos of boobs.

Kind of clever but it goes on a little too long but now I have more pictures to watch of Palin.

I am not political. Not here, not anywhere. But I do like when someone gets smacked down. Absolutes are rarely true. This weekend some sites started a rumor and used pictures, I ain’t linking to the fools, to make the case that Palin’s baby was actually her daughter’s baby. That she was covering up her daughter’s preganancy and making it look like it was her baby.

Besides the fact that this would be to big to cover up it just seemed too stupid. The pictures they used were later found to be 2 years old of the daughter with a baby bump which was just a pizza bump. It really sucks to be her right now.

Some quotes were,

Everyone knows that mothers get fatter after each child.

She was jogging in her seventh month.

Her staff didn’t know she was pregnant until she announced it.

When I was pregnant I was as big as a house.

Idiots. And the thing wasn’t that they made the accusations which would have been fine. It was when they said, “She needs to admit this now! Let her daughter be with her own child!” And so on and so on. So unfortunately for the innocent, somewhat, daughter, she had to announce the pregnancy now, which some say wasn’t a secret in their town. She was pregnant at the time her mom gave birth.

Ouch. So before you say always or never, think twice.

She says it didn’t have anything to do with the tabloids and TMZ but you know it is.  Everyone has something to make them change and just accept that your ego was hurt.  If not then why the hell are you posing?  Why are you giving your complete diet and exercise program to a magazine?  You want the attention.  Otherwise just lose the weight and say nothing. Let others pick up on it.

And here she is flaunting it!

• Baby Halloween Costume

• Why husbands cheat.

• Strippers and their Tramp Stamps

• Drink from the Valley of the Bosoms

Argggh you punks!

photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/chamorromarine/

Maxi Mounds is now in the Guinness Book Of World Records. If someone gets Lee Press On Nails and beats the current record holder, would that count?