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How can you be a winner if you ate that much grits? What is a grit? Who wants to eat something with a name associated with dirt and by they way rhymes with dirt!
Whatever!
via – chron.com
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Ok, the couple lived and the poor cow didn’t.
Well this is how I would have wrote it.
After finding a lamp partially unearthed, Bessie rubs the lamp with her snout. Out pops an mean looking genie that says, “I am here to grant you three wishes and then I return to thelamp.”
Bessie sees a bird fly by. “I want to fly” exclaims Bessie.
The mean-looking genie smiles and than slaps his hands together. Beautiful Pegasus-like wings pop onto Bessie’s sides. She soars up and then out over the edge of the farm. The genie whispers, “You didn’t say for how long.”
The wings disappear and Bessie falls killing two men. One was the guy who invented magazine ad cards and the other was the guy who invented voicemail systems for big companies.
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I swear to God. If anyone does this to me…I don’t want it on the internet as proof at my trial. The one thing I can’t handle is random noises that I can’t stop. Rattling dashboard, noises in the dryer, etc and the fact I can’t get them to stop! This does exactly that and it has a magnet so it can be well hidden. It is giving me shivers as I think about it.
But I am willing to take the chance that someone tries this on me so that more people know about this device.
via – thinkgeek.com
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